Esa4's definitions

Rapelay

A videogame developed by the japanese game company Illusion with cute manga girls which may either cause severe addiction or unbounded disgust, depending on what were your expectations. I sometimes enjoy playing it because it offers things I can't do in Captain Toad and things I can't afford to do in real life, so I guess that makes me a horrible person, then?

Rape is a victimless crime! Ever heard of Rapelay? Ha, you should give it a go. (Ed gave it five stars!)

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

boss

An asshole who sticks his nose into your everyday business and can make you do things for him, even though he talks to you like he talks to the shit on his shoe.

--What are you still doing here with that pudding in your hand? I thought I told you to wash that shit off the sink, you twit!

--Okay, boss!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.

jenna has a dick sucking problem

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

shitsuckery

The sustained and dedicated effort of maintaining a state of sucking no matter what.

That Insane Clow Posse gig, remember? Sheesh, that were shitsuckery from beginning to end

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

perfect

Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.

Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.

by Esa4 January 7, 2021

Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021

Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.

Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.

by Esa4 September 5, 2019