perfect

Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.

Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.

by Esa4 January 08, 2021

periclit

Uh, so... What did you find attractive about the word 'periclit' to make you look it up on Urban Dictionary? Try searching 'rectum'.

For those who don't know latin, it's perīclitārī, present active infinitive of perīclitor, and means “I risk, endanger”). Boohoo!

I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!

by Esa4 February 02, 2021

charactert

The second-best way of spelling "character".

Then the charactert was written out of the script.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

world of shit

An unpleasant situation for all parts which no-one can possibly benefit from.

Joker: "Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit."
Pyle: "I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!"

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

effort

Something I didn't put in when writing this definition

I didn't put in effort when writing this definition

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

rapist

Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. One can pretend that one didn't hear what the other said, but body language should say how it is.

Nigel: "I ran yesternday into the most stunning woman with amazing breasts. I couldn't believe my fortune! Made love to her immediately after. She made objections, but I didn't let that spoil my incredible night out."
Humphrey: "Oh, great. Another rapist!"

by Esa4 January 28, 2021

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022