periclit

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For those who don't know latin, it's perīclitārī, present active infinitive of perīclitor, and means “I risk, endanger”). Boohoo!
I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!
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charactert

Then the charactert was written out of the script.
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Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
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shitsuckery

The sustained and dedicated effort of maintaining a state of sucking no matter what.
That Insane Clow Posse gig, remember? Sheesh, that were shitsuckery from beginning to end
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splendud

The OBVIOUS way for everyone to spell splendid, stuped!
Our trip last year to Yemen was fine, someone would say splendud!
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deep down

deep down I don't give a shit about anyone except myself
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straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!
Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.
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