robot chicken

One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!
You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.
by Eric Melech April 07, 2005
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Obeausity

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.
Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!
by Eric Melech April 08, 2005
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Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.
See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
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lollergag

A lollergag is when someone goes "lol" and someone else who has passed 2nd grade english chokes the "loller" to death.
lollerchic691991: dude LOL
lollerchic691991: tats hat LOL
lollerchic691991: secks kekekekek LOL
bloodninja grabs lollerchic by the throat and lollergags her to death.
by Eric Melech October 27, 2006
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isnoop

Better known as the Gmail Invite Spooler, this most excellent service allows ANYONE to get a Gmail invite without having to pester random geeks and nerds on large message boards.

In a nutshell, it's a database of Gmail invites so anyone can easily get their hands on the equally innovative and totally awesome Gmail, which will probably grow to 3 gigs of inbox space per person by the end of the month.
Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail , enter your email address, and voila!

Current Gmail users can finally empty their 50 invites by scrolling down the page a bit and clicking the button (or by sending all your invites to gmail(N0SP4M)@isnoop(N0SP4M).net ).

Don't worry, your invite pool gets reset to 50 about once or twice a week, which you can then send to the Invite Spooler again! I've sent about 200-300 and plan on sending much more! Whaddya sitting here and reading this stupid definition for!? Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail and get/give some invites already!! Show your support by clicking their sponsors.
by Eric Melech April 07, 2005
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meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00
by Eric Melech March 01, 2005
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igger

Someone who constantly ignores (iggy's) people in chatrooms and IRC, usually followed by informing the person of their being iggy'd. Yahoo chatters with programs like YElite and YTunnel are the worst offenders as those programs automatically spit out some digital garbage like "user, you just got ass canned in t3h hiz0uze biznatch yo yo yo! 1337 yidiots got theysawves CANNED yo yo yo!"
See the fucking goddamned definition!! Stupid urbandictionary and it's "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words"...
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
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