ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

Ozzy Knob

A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.

Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

chatter chalk

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

by Eric Maan November 16, 2010

deloop

To take out of the information flow, cut off from access.

Oliver blew the Donlan account so he was delooped.

by Eric Maan January 08, 2010

churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009