ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

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Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 03, 2009

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take it to the cage

Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.

Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.

Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.

by Eric Maan February 09, 2010

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Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

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