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fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.
Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.
by Eric February 22, 2005
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Tempe

Rural city in Arizona, contains rougly 170,000+ citizens. Is the location of Arizona State University (ASU) where a whole bunch of partys happen! Also has one of the highest STD rates amongst colleges in America
Let's go to the party at ASU this weekend!
by Eric January 12, 2005
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New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
by Eric January 2, 2004
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false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
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hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth
whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!
by eric September 26, 2004
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lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.
Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball
by Eric February 12, 2005
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naitan

Nothing, nada, no. also pronounced,"Naithan"
I wasn't 'sposed to do naitan today.
Man, there ain't naitan today.
by eric January 21, 2004
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