Eric's definitions

gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

by Eric January 23, 2004

house of the dead

1. The best arcade shooting game of its time. Known for retarded research workers that can't run even when their lives depend on it, and bad voice acting. However, this game does not revolve around the cutscenes (most can be skipped anyway).

2. An incredibly crappy movie that I walked out on.

Time Crisis 3? I don't think so. House of the Dead is right over here.

by Eric July 31, 2004

nutbush

1. A city in Wisconsin
2. A mans overgrown pubs

1. Dude, we just passed through nutbush
2. When my girl was givin me head she told me to get rid of my huge nutbush

by Eric January 13, 2004

Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

d-beat

Short for Discharge beat. This extremely influential band created the insanely popular and infinitely mimicked d-beat, roughly tabbed below:
S:|--x---x---x---x-:||
K:|o--o-o--o--o-o--:||

It's meant to be played blazingly fast.

Meanwhile is a d-beat band.

by Eric April 14, 2005

Gap

Great American Public.

'clever' bumper stickers, suction-cup Garfields, Wal-Mart, NASCAR, and the McGriddle are all favorite things of The G.A.P.

by Eric August 18, 2005

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005