Eric's definitions

boag

To smoke weed
ETYM: West Bridgewater, Mass.
LOC: Billy's House

Dude, do you wanna go boag this new 'dro i got...

by Eric April 7, 2005

Weinal Membrane

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.

The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.

by Eric April 7, 2005

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 7, 2005

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005