Eric's definitions

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

memphis 10

known to mempholk as the "m-town"- crunkest city in tennessee, look out for "memphis 10" street apparel, fresh as fuck

"we some m-town niggas and we gonna turn it out, memphis 10 in this mutha fucka ho, shut yo mouth!"

"we all got dem new memphis 10 north north shirts, mufuckas fresh maine"

by eric June 29, 2004

Bluh

slang for ''blood'' usually mocking them

Mario The Crip:yo Juan waddup my nigger
Jamal The Crip: whut up bluh'

by Eric December 11, 2003

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

by Eric September 1, 2003

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004