Definitions by Eric

IAL

International Auxiliary Language. General term for invented languages designed for use as international "common languages" to be used by people who don't speak the same language (Esperanto being the most famous, and one of the most pathetic, examples).

IAL's are fantastical unrealistic pipe dreams.

IAL by Eric February 4, 2003

the 

Definite article in English, usable for nouns of any number or in any position in the sentence (subject, direct object, indirect object, etc.). It indicates that the following noun is a certain particular noun (or nouns) rather than just anything of its sort.

The thief stole the bike. The President of the United States sucks.

the by Eric February 4, 2003

Buff

Butt Muff.... a very hairy anus

Thats the biggest buff i have ever seen!

Buff by Eric February 1, 2003

crook 

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

crook by Eric February 1, 2003

oublinet 

fuckin retarded

man, those guys from oublinet are fuckin retarded

oublinet by eric January 13, 2003

plimpton32 

a piece of bacon and grease

jerks on fire

plimpton32 by eric January 13, 2003

bounce

To hit switches in a car with hydraulics/bags/air suspension/etc.

Yo, look at that car bounce.

bounce by Eric January 7, 2003