Eric's definitions

melting moments

fat people having sex

ew! fat people fucking! melting moments!

by eric September 26, 2004

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

by Eric September 22, 2004

Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 16, 2004

Sumdumsurfer

A very hairy man who rides skateboards and surfboards, enjoys barley pops, the color orange, and likes using the word "feckless". Can be seen in his natural environment of the ocean or skatepark sporting his man-sweater.

Dude, Sumdumsurfer is da mang!

by Eric September 15, 2004

stupes

Derived from the word stupid
From the cult classic "Kids" -a saying of the Casper character.
Can be used to describe an array of situations ranging from "What were you thinking?" to "Damn" and including "That was unbelievable" depending on expression and intonation.

"Did you see that old man kick that drunk cat's ass?"
"Stupes, he deserved that shit."

or

"Stupes, you crashed my car into a cop!"

or

"Stiuuupes (read-you're a dumbass)"

by Eric September 10, 2004