Ereck Flowers's definitions

quack

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

elhope

To hope to elope one day.

Woman: Can we elhope at least?

Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

drink slink

When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.

I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

humble jumble

When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.

Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Boy

A young person with male genitalia.

The parents were scared when the boy hurt himself on a hurdle.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015