Penny

Something inflation renders irrelevant.

Woman 1: I found a penny!

Woman 2: The government is now in debt!

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

snowflake take

How much the snow takes to the ground.

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.

I'm going for a walk to gray out.

by Ereck Flowers June 05, 2017

Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

by Ereck Flowers November 01, 2016

Justin Tuck it

To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge.

Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.

Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.

by Ereck Flowers December 19, 2010

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 09, 2014