Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Amounted to minus 

A child who did the impossible and did worse in life than what anyone could have expected.

Man 1: My son became a lawyer!

Woman 1: My daughter became a doctor!

Man 2: My son amounted to minus.

Woman 2: Hm.

Amounted to minus by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015

Forgive 

Accept you were better in the situation you two had together.

I forgive you, friend, because I don't care anymore.

Forgive by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

Love interest 

Two people, usually at young ages, who test each other with romantic advances and have sexual feelings for each other, but don't actually commit to each other.

I was your love interest, and it was interesting.

Love interest by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

Distracted 

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.

She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.

Distracted by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

Puppet 

A person who does all of the dirty work for another and gets no respect for it.

I'm a puppet and I do not like it.

Puppet by Ereck Flowers February 27, 2015

Coffee shop touring 

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

Coffee shop touring by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Penny

Something inflation renders irrelevant.

Woman 1: I found a penny!

Woman 2: The government is now in debt!

Penny by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015