tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

love

When someone will do anything for you, even if it's awkward.

She came to New York City for him because she was deeply in love with him.

by Ereck Flowers July 02, 2016

Sex

Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.

Bale: What're you thinking?

Margarine: Nothin'.

Bale: Sex?

Margarine: No.

Bale: Huh.

(Then they had sex.)

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2015

cursed worst

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Fedorable

An adorable hat.

I look good in my fedorable.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

space case

A container that can hold lots of stuff.

That's some space case you made out of the bottom drawer there.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 05, 2018