Ereck Flowers's definitions

room doom

When a child spends too much time in their bedroom and it becomes unhealthy for them.

I hope he's not going through room doom!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018