Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

Innocent jerk by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Teletubbies 

A show made for heroin addicts, Mormons, Sarah Palin, and test subjects in if guns work, which are of the same category of people in this great nation.

I hate the Teletubbies Sun. It needs to die.

Teletubbies by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Reflective 

Someone who both likes and has a tendency to get lost in thought.

That Kindergarten student was very reflective playing with blocks, and that was a reason he liked playing with them alone.

Reflective by Ereck Flowers March 13, 2015

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

Chasterbate by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

Coincidence 

Something that arises from two or more original ideas being related.

Our favorite characters from childhood have significant meaning together in adulthood, and that is a coincidence.

Coincidence by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept

Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.

confused by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015

Life happened 

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

Life happened by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015