Ereck Flowers's definitions

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

dolt

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

quit shit

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018