Ereck Flowers's definitions

blaze malaise

A high from marijuana.

I'm in the middle of a blaze malaise. I think I need some potato chips and dip.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

charge barge

When someone enters boisterously.

He charge barged into the bedroom thinking that I was cheating that night.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

few askew

Outliers

There were some few askews on the chart that I showed at the presentation.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019