sweat dream

A nightmare that has as much a visceral aspect as a wet dream, just at the other end of the comfort spectrum.
I had a sweat dream. Geez, that was horrifying. Thank goodness it was just my imagination at work.
by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018
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fay

Guy: He's a fay.

Girl: I could tell.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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sexperience

Romantic or sexual behavior that has shaped one's perspective for future such encounters.
I've had much sexperience. I'm not fully proud of it, but it is what it is and I've grown from it, I guess.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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phat

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.
"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.
by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015
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hot

I was hot this morning from thinking of my ex-girlfriend's new life without me.
by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2017
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office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
by Ereck Flowers March 22, 2011
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