Ereck Flowers's definitions

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 5, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you're ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

bore core

A person who is deeply uninteresting and antisocial.

I went out with that bore core. Can I have that time back?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

comfort food

Food eaten to relieve stress.

I'm eating a burger. That is my comfort food.

by Ereck Flowers July 3, 2016

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

button

A butt that appears to weigh a ton.

That woman needs to work off her button.

by Ereck Flowers July 5, 2017