Definitions by Ereck Flowers

romantic experience 

Learning from your romantic mistakes.

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

romantic experience by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

romantic standard 

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.

My romantic standard is Cindy so far.

romantic standard by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

satired 

When you're tired of a satire.

I'm satired of this fake news show.

satired by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

chessiac 

A chess brainiac.

He is a chessiac. He wins all of his chess games.

chessiac by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

video came

When you masturbate to a video game character.

I video came to the princess.

video came by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

reeding 

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

reeding by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

carathon 

When you actually care when you run a marathon.

Guy 1: I ran a carathon.

Guy 2: I didn't. I quit.

carathon by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016