Ereck Flowers's definitions

Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

by Ereck Flowers December 3, 2010

quirky turkey

An oddball

He's quite the quirky turkey.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

leer beer

When a guy buys a girl a drink at the bar to pick her up (after checking her out first).

That guy just gave me a leer beer. Too bad I wasn't impressed by our conversation.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Trumped

When you dump a partner because he likes Donald Trump.

You just got Trumped!

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018

Marriage

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018