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Definitions by Ereck Flowers

To hope to elope one day.
Woman: Can we elhope at least?

Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.
elhope by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018
Example 1: I'll give you a crisp high-five.

Example 2: I'll send you a crisply written email.

Example 3: That was a crisp football pass.
crisp by Ereck Flowers May 8, 2018
Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?
race by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

pocket two's 

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
pocket two's by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
Example 1: I have a solid lead.

Example 2: I got a solid grade. My parents will be pleased.

Example 3: We're solid, right man?

Example 4: He's a solid worker. Looks like he'll be keeping his job.

Example 5: You're in a solid position.
solid by Ereck Flowers February 27, 2018
Donald Trump not at least changing the channel to the good TV shows.
A lazy President for a lazy country.
lazy by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2018

baconeggncheese 

A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.
I need a baconeggncheese.
baconeggncheese by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2017