pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Idiot

An adult who is half adult and half child.

You're an idiot. You think you're cool, but you're just an idiot. You're not that bad. But you're a fucking idiot.

by Ereck Flowers November 16, 2014

tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

love

When someone will do anything for you, even if it's awkward.

She came to New York City for him because she was deeply in love with him.

by Ereck Flowers July 02, 2016

Sex

Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.

Bale: What're you thinking?

Margarine: Nothin'.

Bale: Sex?

Margarine: No.

Bale: Huh.

(Then they had sex.)

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2015

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017