Epicureanhoe's definitions

Lmffao

Laughing my fucking flat ass off
This one is for all u flat booty bitches who aree sick and tired of people teasing u for using lmao and having no ass

Omgg this vid is so funny lmffao

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

Dickmatized

When ur literally obsessed or in love w someones penis

Wow I am really dickmatized by Jaden’s dick

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

Hot girl pandemic

Since we are still in a pandemic and there is no chance of a hot girl summer yet imma just call myself hot girl pandemic

Girl fuck hot girl summer,I’m in a hot girl pandemic

by Epicureanhoe March 26, 2021

Shiny dick

When u somebody is performing a bj on ur dick with lipgloss and the lipgloss stains the dick

Fuck i’ve got a shiny dick from .her(him/them)

by Epicureanhoe December 28, 2020

Picka

A croatian word literally meaning a woman’s private parts
Can also mean when someone is being a pussy

I heard Marko didnt show up for your date
Yeah cuz he’s a picka

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

Trump dick

A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis

Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

Karmela

A fucking beautiful ass name
She is witty,fearless,goofy not to mention has impeccable style and is very generous and kind.(A freak in the downlow).If u ever meet a girl w this name keep her!

Omg i really enjoy talking to Karmela

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020