Enward's definitions

Czexican

Usually sexy genetic offspring of Czech and Mexican parents, increasingly common in parts of Texas and in Chihuahua, Mexico.

E9: Damn, that girl is fine. Where's she from?
Ew: And she can cook, too. I think she's Czexican.

by Enward September 21, 2005

scollegabye

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

by Enward September 6, 2005

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

get squishy

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

by Enward September 6, 2005

motherfungry

Motherfucking hungry. See fungry.

I'm so motherfungry, I'd eat a sandwich from a gas station.

by Enward July 21, 2005

ridink

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.

- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.

by Enward July 21, 2005