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Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
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The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
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Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.
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Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014
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Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014
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