Definitions by Engleflange McMangletrumpet
Idaho pancake
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Idaho pancake by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 6, 2023
Idaho pancake
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Idaho pancake by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 6, 2023
buzzlefudge
A much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat. Emphasizing pain, grievance and frustration, without the need to scream blasphemies such as shit, bollox, arsehole, fucking wankbox wanker I want to strangle your fucking budgie and shit through your sunroof you son of a dectepit cunt, or the like.
Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.
buzzlefudge by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 26, 2014
shuffletush
A pass around dirtbag slut that you and all your mates go through like a dose of salts, especially at parties. She's the one that gets left their for your mates Dad when everyones gone home. She'll do owt for cock.
Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz
shuffletush by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014
Bunglemawled
The shameful experience of being molested by an "entertainer" who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he's a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately Jimmy Saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper
Bunglemawled by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014
paggered porridge
An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump
The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
paggered porridge by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014
Gusset greasing
the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
Gusset greasing by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014