Definitions by England phi beta gamma

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)

The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.

buggery by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Chronicles magazine 

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.

Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.

Chronicles magazine by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Congo Bypass 

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

Congo Bypass by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Whore's gazette 

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

Whore's gazette by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008

sporting wood 

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

sporting wood by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

tuck and roll job 

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

tuck and roll job by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.

She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.

garry by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008