neocon

Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.
Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the neoconmug.

cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.
Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
mugGet the cudmug.

phuqueue

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.
by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008
mugGet the phuqueuemug.

fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the fifth street lawyermug.

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)
The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
mugGet the buggerymug.

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.
Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.
by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009
mugGet the bouche dagmug.

dip

1 n. A pickpocket

2 D.I.P. = drunk in public the abbreviation used in police arrests
As the fluff saps the mark, the dip rips the wad.
by England phi beta gamma March 07, 2008
mugGet the dipmug.