England phi beta gamma's definitions

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

hill rat

A term for Washington congressional staffers on Capitol Hill. As often as not they are arrogant, and can be abrasive and abusive -- particularly when constituents show up with complaints about how they get screwed by stupid laws passed by their bosses.

A hill rat is usually a parasite.

by England phi beta gamma March 31, 2008

taco folder

A Mexican, either male or female.

Get this taco folder out of our house!

by England phi beta gamma April 9, 2008

tuck and roll job

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007