harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

25

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid

Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

mau mau

V. To incite a riot.

South Central got mau maued after the Rodney King trial.

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.

The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

Zima

bitch pop, an Ohio term for a fruity malt beverage. Men won't touch that muck.

Only bitches drink Zima, but enough of them will loosen up their thighs.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007