Emu Lgator's definitions

elendige

die elendige (from german for miserable)

mainly describes a female social outcast, either because of her face and body or mental state. in the worst case both is combined

they play a very important role in our society. if your life is shit you just look at one of them and are happy again.

+Look! Over there who's commin over here.
-Dammit the elendige!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

Prince Harry

A silent nazi of Britain's royals

He wants to bring back the German Reich again. So he dressed up as Feldmarshall Rommel, one of the biggest nazishwines.

Adolf would be proud of him

Harry: Sieg Heil, Herr Hitler!
english royal: You were supposed to dress up as a general or something!
Harry: Whatever! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!!!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

locust

a grasshopper, especially in warm regions.
borat sadieyev in the locust

I am the locust, fuck to you!

by Emu Lgator June 16, 2004

three-ender

group sex with three people involved

+Man they call me bitch a whore !
-Yeah, didn't you hear about the three-ender?
+What three-ender?
-The one between your bitch, a copper and her supervisor.

by Emu Lgator June 24, 2004

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004