Emu Lgator's definitions

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

Prince Harry

A silent nazi of Britain's royals

He wants to bring back the German Reich again. So he dressed up as Feldmarshall Rommel, one of the biggest nazishwines.

Adolf would be proud of him

Harry: Sieg Heil, Herr Hitler!
english royal: You were supposed to dress up as a general or something!
Harry: Whatever! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!!!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

emulgator

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

elendige

die elendige (from german for miserable)

mainly describes a female social outcast, either because of her face and body or mental state. in the worst case both is combined

they play a very important role in our society. if your life is shit you just look at one of them and are happy again.

+Look! Over there who's commin over here.
-Dammit the elendige!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

locust

a grasshopper, especially in warm regions.
borat sadieyev in the locust

I am the locust, fuck to you!

by Emu Lgator June 16, 2004