19 definitions by Emu Lgator

locust

a grasshopper, especially in warm regions.
borat sadieyev in the locust

I am the locust, fuck to you!

by Emu Lgator June 16, 2004

Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

emulgator

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004