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madball

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n. A person with a severe physical deformity of the face. Derived from Madballs toys of the 1980s, which were all ball-shaped monsters with bizarre faces.
Did you see Tommy since he got his face melted in that car wreck? Such a madball!
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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battleaxe

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adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE
Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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Face

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adv. used to intensify the word immediately preceding it; generally applied to forms of substance abuse, or the act of regurgitation
At Ko's party this weekend, I'm gonna drink FACE!

I got so hammered at that party, I puked face.

Roll up a blunt, I wanna poof (def. 2) face.
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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poof

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by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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posebag

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n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"
No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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mack hand

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1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line

2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap
1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.

2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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squidge

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1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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