Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

by EmperorKO February 20, 2003

crank

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003

posebag

n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"

No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.

by EmperorKO February 18, 2003

warrior

n. Anyone who proves his strength by intentionally enduring something painful, difficult, or incredibly stupid.

Dave drank damn near that entire keg, thus proving that he's a true warrior.

by EmperorKO May 25, 2004

skuzz

n. Anything disgusting or nasty on another object; usually refers to mold, dirt, grease and grime

adj. "skuzzy"

You see how greazy Pablo's hair is? That's one skuzzy motherfucker.

I gotta go get my car washed, it's got mad skuzz all over it.

by EmperorKO February 17, 2003