EmperorKO's definitions

Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

by EmperorKO February 19, 2003

blue streak

n. a rapid-fire, often nonsensical string of obscenities generated out of pure anger

v. "run a blue streak"

I wrecked my dad's car and he ran a blue streak on my ass.

"You stupid shit, motherfucking, ass humping, fag raping, donkey sucking, duck fucking, ass stupid, monkey shit, fuckfaced, retarded pussy cunt, worthless cum rag, shit for brains, whoremastering, ass-faced cocksucker!!"

by EmperorKO February 19, 2003

warrior

n. Anyone who proves his strength by intentionally enduring something painful, difficult, or incredibly stupid.

Dave drank damn near that entire keg, thus proving that he's a true warrior.

by EmperorKO May 25, 2004

battleaxe

adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE

Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!

by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

Wheel

n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.

Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.

by EmperorKO August 27, 2004