Emotional Cruiser's definitions
Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.
I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the funding ejaculationmug. When you accidentally invent something that another person has previously invented, e.g. parodical SGM powdered milk carton design with the image of Mad Dog (the character starring Yayan Ruhian from the 2014 Indonesian movie "The Raid")
I thought I came up with a genius idea for an SGM powdered milk carton with a cool design, but turns out it was done by another person a while back — guess that's my inability to be an inventor!
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
Get the inability to be an inventormug. When you're coding in Java, whilst drinking "java" (the slang term for "coffee") and being in the Indonesian island named Java.
I pulled an all-nighter for my programming project, fully embracing the triple Java: coding in Java, sipping my coffee, and soaking up the vibes of beautiful Java Island!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
Get the triple Javamug. The phenomenon where you have low self-esteem due to screen time limits imposed by your parents, usually if your screen time limits imposed by parents are the strictest amongst all your classmates
With this screen time—self esteem syndrome, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
Get the screen time—self esteem syndromemug. A kind of clothing mandated for schoolchildren as laid down on the school dress code, so that parents will be rest assured that their son isn't going to go to the same school as a girl who wears revealing clothes to school.
With the new uniform policy, parents can finally relax knowing their son won't be distracted by girls who wear revealing clothes like tanktops / spaghetti straps at school!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
Get the uniformmug. I always wear my corporate dog tag to meetings; it’s not just for ID, but also a reminder of the office culture.
by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025
Get the dog tagmug. The phenomenon when a game developer uses Unity for most of his waking hours, hence his brain is predisposed to mainly think about Unity (regardless whether or not he attempts / is supposed to think about this)
Ever since I started my new game project, I’ve been hit with Unity dream syndrome—now I can’t stop dreaming about coding in Unity, even when I’m supposed to be sleeping! It must be because I’ve spent so many hours in the editor that now my brain automatically thinks about game mechanics when I close my eyes!
by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025
Get the Unity dream syndromemug.