Definitions by Emotional Cruiser

rotisserie chicken

A kind of food commonly sold in markets that sweats and spins around whilst on display

I love stopping by the market to grab a rotisserie chicken; it’s always so juicy and perfectly seasoned while spinning around!

rotisserie chicken by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025

defo

The slang term for "definitely"

Are you coming to the party tonight? Defo! I wouldn’t miss it for the world!

defo by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025

kontool

Originating from the portmantau between "kontol" (the Indonesian word for "penis") and "tool", this slang term refers to playing with your penis like it's some kind of fidget toy, in order to alleviate stress.

After a long day at work, I just needed to unwind, so I found myself doing some serious kontool to relieve the stress!

kontool by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others

If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.

appetizer by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

motherfucked

V2 / V3 form of a verb which is in turn derived from the noun "motherfucker"

After that long meeting with endless technical issues, I felt completely motherfucked—there's no other way to describe how drained I was!

motherfucked by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

thickness

The measurement on how much content is in a book

I always judge a book by its thickness; the "fatter" the book, the more epic the adventure I’m expecting inside!

thickness by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Cruise

The last name of the actors in the 2001 movie "Vanilla Sky", as this movie stars both Tom CRUISE and Penélope CRUISE

Whenever someone mentions the movie "Vanilla Sky", I can’t help but laugh at how it stars both Tom and Penélope CRUISE—imagine the family movie night with those legendary last names!

Cruise by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025