Emo fag:)'s definitions

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by Emo fag:) December 24, 2020

butt gravy

what leaks out of gigi's anus when she gets a little too excited to see quiqui

gigis butt gravy tastes like kfc (quiqui's favorite fast food place)

by Emo fag:) January 11, 2022

Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming

Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Josh Dun

The hottest and best drummer in the whole entire universe

Not done
Not done
Not done
JOSH DUN

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Emo

What retarded light skin 13 year old boys that listen to lil peep and juice wrld call you when their bitmoji is wearing sunglasses and a beanie.

“StFu eMo dEpReSsEd bItCh gO kYs”

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Scarlett Lowry

The literal definition of the quirky “it’s not a phase mom” 11 year old that you always see in 2011 Disney movies

Yes I am Scarlett Lowry and I wrote this definition about myself, what are you gonna do about it

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021