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I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.
by Elvo July 16, 2007
Get the semi-boyfriendmug. Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017
Get the fair stickmug. Examples of "Mountainese":
"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.
"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.
"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.
"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.
" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel
"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)
"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.
"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.
"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.
"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.
" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel
"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)
by Elvo November 8, 2007
Get the mountainesemug. by Elvo July 16, 2007
Get the jerk-a-holicmug. by Elvo March 7, 2008
Get the standbyemug. by Elvo July 16, 2007
Get the carmug. Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.
by Elvo July 20, 2007
Get the transcontinental slutmug.