Elvo 's definitions

semi-boyfriend

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007

car

Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.

Check out that car. Zero B00bage.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

masturbation

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

transcontinental slut

A ho who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.

Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.

by Elvo July 20, 2007

fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

by Elvo July 27, 2007

standbye

Standing at the door or hallway, waiting to leave.

Kristina, you better hurry up, your B/F is standbye.

by Elvo March 7, 2008