Eloraborealis's definitions

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Fancy

A person/item/object that brings you joy. Something delightful. A term of endearment, usually for adorable/beautiful objects, but can be used as a substitute for all loved things, like your favourite human (fancy).

I love you, Fancy! (Referring to a spouse) /or/ Thank you! I just love my new fancy! (Referring to a new necklace) /or/ Fancy! Your Fancy Fancy is so fancy! Fancy! /or/ Awww, Fancy! You're so cute!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Pocketty

Someone/thing that is so adorable and sweet that you want to carry them around in your pocket for the rest of days.

Human 1: So, planning on proposing to Paula?
Human 2: Yeah, she is definitely pocketty.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Pocket

One who carries/does the most.

Typically used to describe someone that carries a team/group to success. Can be someone who does the most work in a group project, is the star of a movie, or literally, brings in all the groceries.

That actor was definitely the pocket in that movie. Without them the movie wouldn't have been as successful. /or/ Sorry you had to pocket the debate, I was so anxious. /or/ If Rita didn't pocket the project we probably wouldn't have gotten that A+.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Knick knacks

Genitalia, and the various other (sometimes considered decorative) bits on the human form.

Wife: Show me the ol' knick knacks.

Husband: BRB, imma dust off.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023