CognizAunt

An Auntie that always seems to just know things, akin to ClairvoyAunt. You just can't get away with anything around them.

CognizAunties just know.

My CognizAunt questioned me about my secret escapades, but with a laugh promised to not tell anyone.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Pocketty

Someone/thing that is so adorable and sweet that you want to carry them around in your pocket for the rest of days.

Human 1: So, planning on proposing to Paula?
Human 2: Yeah, she is definitely pocketty.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Fancy

A person/item/object that brings you joy. Something delightful. A term of endearment, usually for adorable/beautiful objects, but can be used as a substitute for all loved things, like your favourite human (fancy).

I love you, Fancy! (Referring to a spouse) /or/ Thank you! I just love my new fancy! (Referring to a new necklace) /or/ Fancy! Your Fancy Fancy is so fancy! Fancy! /or/ Awww, Fancy! You're so cute!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Sip

A little bit.

She can only handle a sip of her mother. /or/ This dress is a sip too small. /or/ I'll be over in a sip. /or/ A sip goes a long way.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Knick knacks

Genitalia, and the various other (sometimes considered decorative) bits on the human form.

Wife: Show me the ol' knick knacks.

Husband: BRB, imma dust off.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

tuck in the window

Close the curtains or shut the blinds.

Her: Can you tuck in the window?
Him: Goodnight outside. Goodnight window. *closes curtains*

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023