ganjamonger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

Need to hit the ganjamonger before the weekend and get some green.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Skunk slinger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

See also: ganjamonger

Better visit the skunk slinger today, I'm almost out of the goods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffing

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.

She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Nook and cranny

Generally, the parts of your body that don't get as much sun; pits and slits, or rears and ears as Grandma used to say.

Mom: Make sure to wash every nook and cranny in the bath!

Child: MAWM STAWP!!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruff

Hater(s).

These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

The Pussy's Purr

Like the ancient 1920s "the cat's meow" But with a little 2020s glamour (read glah-mooor).

That gown is the pussy's purr, darling. You're radiant! ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Knick knacks

Genitalia, and the various other (sometimes considered decorative) bits on the human form.

Wife: Show me the ol' knick knacks.

Husband: BRB, imma dust off.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023