Eloraborealis's definitions

Panning for gold

Hunting for a sugar daddy/mommy.

She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruff

Hater(s).

These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ganjamonger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

Need to hit the ganjamonger before the weekend and get some green.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

The Pussy's Purr

Like the ancient 1920s "the cat's meow" But with a little 2020s glamour (read glah-mooor).

That gown is the pussy's purr, darling. You're radiant! ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023