28 definitions by Eloraborealis

Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

CognizAunt

An Auntie that always seems to just know things, akin to ClairvoyAunt. You just can't get away with anything around them.

CognizAunties just know.

My CognizAunt questioned me about my secret escapades, but with a laugh promised to not tell anyone.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Sip

A little bit.

She can only handle a sip of her mother. /or/ This dress is a sip too small. /or/ I'll be over in a sip. /or/ A sip goes a long way.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Sleeper

An unexpectedly high dose edible that creeps up on you and knocks you out.

That gummy last night was a real sleeper, I passed out way too fast.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

The Pussy's Purr

Like the ancient 1920s "the cat's meow" But with a little 2020s glamour (read glah-mooor).

That gown is the pussy's purr, darling. You're radiant! ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Knick knacks

Genitalia, and the various other (sometimes considered decorative) bits on the human form.

Wife: Show me the ol' knick knacks.

Husband: BRB, imma dust off.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023