Eloraborealis's definitions

Pocketty

Someone/thing that is so adorable and sweet that you want to carry them around in your pocket for the rest of days.

Human 1: So, planning on proposing to Paula?
Human 2: Yeah, she is definitely pocketty.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruff

Hater(s).

These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ganjamonger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

Need to hit the ganjamonger before the weekend and get some green.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

The Pussy's Purr

Like the ancient 1920s "the cat's meow" But with a little 2020s glamour (read glah-mooor).

That gown is the pussy's purr, darling. You're radiant! ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023