Definitions by Ellmanholmes

Mr. Glad-Hand 

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."

Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.

Mr. Glad-Hand by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011

Respeconize 

To both respect and provide recognition at the same time.

You better respeconize the fact that I she a big girl and may whoop yo ass!

Respeconize by Ellmanholmes September 2, 2010

knobolus 

"Blowjob" in ancient Greek slag language.

In the hot steam bath, holmes was giving knobolus.

knobolus by EllmanHolmes June 28, 2010

yorbles

Balls.

Come catch one in the yorbles if you dare!

yorbles by EllmanHolmes June 9, 2010

huevos palones

Balled balls in Spanish. Also means lack of courage.

That huevos palones wouldn't even go talk to the stank ho.

huevos palones by EllmanHolmes June 9, 2010

yankmeister 

Some dude who keeps beatin off all the time.

The dude's a yankmeister cause he can't get any snapper.

yankmeister by EllmanHolmes June 6, 2010