Eli's definitions

crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl

we make um say daaaaammmnn

by Eli August 29, 2003

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

by Eli March 25, 2004

Biznacho

A mexican bitch

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!

by eli March 25, 2004

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

Ho-manda

n.
A ho named Amanda.

That ho-manda stole my man and I am gonna fight her bitch-ass!

by eli September 29, 2004

borf nugget

A worthless being who has no reason to live. Basically givin the title of sucking at life. AKA Fankle Fork

Entering the class room Nate Arnold was not suprised Eli called him a big fat Borf Nugget

by Eli March 14, 2005