eli's definitions
by Eli October 5, 2007
Get the laosmug. "Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003
Get the ptruthmug. From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.
Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.
by Eli August 22, 2004
Get the hardcore dancingmug. 1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
Get the text snipingmug. by Eli March 28, 2005
Get the Extrawetalamazmug. 1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
by eli January 14, 2005
Get the funnnymug. Cabron may used in many countries.How ever this is the Chicana's definition...it can be used in many ways.(a)clever;slick.(b)A job well done
(c)dude (d) were the shitin a postive way(e)a difficult situation.
(c)dude (d) were the shitin a postive way(e)a difficult situation.
ex 4:(a)para escaparte de tu casa a media noche debes ser un cabron.for(b)esa pintura te quedo cabrona ,eres un carbron.for(c)oye cabron prestame 50 dollares.for(e)lo que me cuentas esta cabron.
by Eli October 22, 2004
Get the CABRONmug.