fohty

a 40-oz. bottle of beer. pronounced FOH-tee.

beverage actually need not be beer. see example.
HOT. I just bought me a cream soda fohty.

I'm gonna be partying like a rock star tonight.
by elemental July 07, 2005
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five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
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dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by elemental September 04, 2006
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hiLARious

funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.

pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us
did you see the new cheat commandos? the one with 'commandos in the classroom?' it's hiLARious.
by elemental September 30, 2005
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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"
I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.
by elemental July 07, 2005
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UFU

the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.
by elemental September 04, 2006
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far, far better than simply to r0x0r. to rock like a fox in a box. because if you put a f0x0r in a b0x0r, that b0x0r would certainly be r0x0ring off the charts.

really grood.
chel: someone just blew up the football stadium...looks like no more hokie football. ever again.

a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!
by elemental October 12, 2005
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