Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.
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A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
by El_Haggis September 09, 2006
Get the Aggie joke mug.The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.
by El_Haggis September 09, 2006
Get the Hammer and Sickle mug.Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the Edward I mug.The brave scot who triumphed over Prou' Edward Longshanks and his English cronies at the Battle of Sterling Bridge. He was soon defeated at the Battle of Falkirk, mostly do to snoody Edward buying all of his allies.
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Get the William Wallace mug.A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
Get the French mug.A group of neocon "FREEDOM-FIGHTER" college students whose main objective is to scare the "LIBERAL PUSSIES" out of their right to freedom of speech by crashing their "FASCIST DEMONSTRATIONS", and to squeal about the left, and allow people like Ann Coulter to trample over the dignity of the Liberals.
Of course, their bark is much worse than their bite.
The only reason why anyone knows about them is the fact that so many people are so scared of them for some reason. These ingrates "FIGHT" to dismember things like the ACLU, yet it is the ACLU that allows them to exist. Even though they are militantly pro-war, most of them don't enlist, and thus aren't even willing to defend the ideals they champion.
I say to Liberals:
Don't beat up on the wee "PROTEST WARRIORS", they aren't worth your stones and fists. Just don't listen to them. They have the right to exist as a group, but never forget that you do to.
It's about time that we stop paying attention to these opportunistic and self-deluded snobs, or else we'll end up in a place as hopeles as theirs.
And also remember: America was not founded as a nation of Conservatives or Liberals.
Of course, their bark is much worse than their bite.
The only reason why anyone knows about them is the fact that so many people are so scared of them for some reason. These ingrates "FIGHT" to dismember things like the ACLU, yet it is the ACLU that allows them to exist. Even though they are militantly pro-war, most of them don't enlist, and thus aren't even willing to defend the ideals they champion.
I say to Liberals:
Don't beat up on the wee "PROTEST WARRIORS", they aren't worth your stones and fists. Just don't listen to them. They have the right to exist as a group, but never forget that you do to.
It's about time that we stop paying attention to these opportunistic and self-deluded snobs, or else we'll end up in a place as hopeles as theirs.
And also remember: America was not founded as a nation of Conservatives or Liberals.
by El_Haggis September 18, 2006
Get the Protest warrior mug.The hat worn by crazy French Revolutionaries, who were obsessed with the word "liberte'". The cap idea was stolen from the American Revolution, although they originate in Ancient Rome. They are often associated with the Freemasons, who played important roles in both revolutions.
Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries have become synonymous with Bushist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French.
Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs.
Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries have become synonymous with Bushist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French.
Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs.
by El_Haggis September 08, 2006
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