paris hilton

Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Edward I

Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.

Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
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Waldorf

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.
Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Sterling Bridge

The battle where William Wallace kicked English ass:
The English charged across Sterling Bridge, where the Scots were waiting. The Scots charged the Sachsenach (Scotch Gaelic for english) from all sides, cutting their lines to pieces. The bridge broke under the weight of the retreating English soldiers. Humiliating defeat for England, triumph for Scotland.

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scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.
I pity those Scientologists.
by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
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Scientology

(SIYE-in-THAW-luh-gee)
A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.

Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!

Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.

So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:

Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>

Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
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Boston Strangler

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.
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