"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"
by ElCommissioner March 24, 2018
Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019
A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020
A genre of popular music "indigenous" to Sonoma, California. Originally populated by Native Americans, there is no record of the music original to the area that remains. Sonomacana is the type of music one now hears there, a hybridization of many types and styles, from blues to rock and roll to folk to jazz. Nowhere is such a wide variety of genres kept alive as in Sonomacana.
by ElCommissioner November 04, 2018
A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
by ElCommissioner December 06, 2020
You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.
by ElCommissioner September 08, 2019