gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.
"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"
by ElCommissioner March 24, 2018
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fritzed up

"Fritzed up" is just a G-Rated way of saying "fucked up."
Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019
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quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
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lingodark

The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020
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Sonomacana

A genre of popular music "indigenous" to Sonoma, California. Originally populated by Native Americans, there is no record of the music original to the area that remains. Sonomacana is the type of music one now hears there, a hybridization of many types and styles, from blues to rock and roll to folk to jazz. Nowhere is such a wide variety of genres kept alive as in Sonomacana.
"What kind of music to the band play?" "They are all over the place, truly Sonomacana."
by ElCommissioner November 04, 2018
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microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.
by ElCommissioner December 06, 2020
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vowel obstruction

You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.
by ElCommissioner September 08, 2019
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