haptech 

Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".

My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.

haptech by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

hatechu

The sound of a sneeze but meant as a hidden way to say "I hate you".

"Man, I.. I... hatechu"
"Bless you!"

hatechu by notsirbdon August 30, 2011

hatech

common modification of the word hate, reflecting hate from a wannabee programmer to real ones.

Person 1: I actually code pages.
M. Toe: Hatech!

hatech by M. Toe January 10, 2008

haptcha 

The language used by long winded, untranslatable telephonists

Caller: (dialing)
Answered: hdegdegblsflbrdge… haptcha?
Caller: Aaaaah… hello?

This guy is taking Haptcha

This guy is taking Haptcha

haptcha by Ohbuddy86 May 6, 2022

haltech

the best engine management system ever created.. has many features such as.. turbo timer, anti-lag, 2 step rev limiter, boost control, nitrous control, VTEC control and many more.. can make even a ford festiva have 400 horsepower.. :)

"Was that a 9 second pass out of that ford festiva!? ....... It must of had a haltech."

by: fastiva604

haltech by fastiva604 July 3, 2006

hatechild 

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

hatechild by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Haptephobic 

The fear of being touched.

Brandon had always been haptephobic, but Katie always felt the need to hug him relentlessly.

Haptephobic by KatieKins4 March 28, 2009