haptech

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Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".

My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.

haptech by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

Words you can keep

hatechu

The sound of a sneeze but meant as a hidden way to say "I hate you".

"Man, I.. I... hatechu"
"Bless you!"

hatechu by notsirbdon August 30, 2011

Related Words

haptech • haltech • haptcha • Haptephobic • hatech • hatechabro • hatechild • Hatecht • hatechu • hate chicken

hatech

common modification of the word hate, reflecting hate from a wannabee programmer to real ones.

Person 1: I actually code pages.
M. Toe: Hatech!

hatech by M. Toe January 10, 2008

haptcha

The language used by long winded, untranslatable telephonists

Caller: (dialing)
Answered: hdegdegblsflbrdge… haptcha?
Caller: Aaaaah… hello?

This guy is taking Haptcha

This guy is taking Haptcha

haptcha by Ohbuddy86 May 6, 2022

haltech

the best engine management system ever created.. has many features such as.. turbo timer, anti-lag, 2 step rev limiter, boost control, nitrous control, VTEC control and many more.. can make even a ford festiva have 400 horsepower.. :)

"Was that a 9 second pass out of that ford festiva!? ....... It must of had a haltech."

by: fastiva604

haltech by fastiva604 July 3, 2006

hatechild

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

hatechild by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Haptephobic

The fear of being touched.

Brandon had always been haptephobic, but Katie always felt the need to hug him relentlessly.

Haptephobic by KatieKins4 March 28, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026