haptech

Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".

My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.

by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

hatechu

The sound of a sneeze but meant as a hidden way to say "I hate you".

"Man, I.. I... hatechu"
"Bless you!"

by notsirbdon August 30, 2011

hatech

common modification of the word hate, reflecting hate from a wannabee programmer to real ones.

Person 1: I actually code pages.
M. Toe: Hatech!

by M. Toe January 10, 2008

haptcha

The language used by long winded, untranslatable telephonists

Caller: (dialing)
Answered: hdegdegblsflbrdge… haptcha?
Caller: Aaaaah… hello?

This guy is taking Haptcha

This guy is taking Haptcha

by Ohbuddy86 May 6, 2022

haltech

the best engine management system ever created.. has many features such as.. turbo timer, anti-lag, 2 step rev limiter, boost control, nitrous control, VTEC control and many more.. can make even a ford festiva have 400 horsepower.. :)

"Was that a 9 second pass out of that ford festiva!? ....... It must of had a haltech."

by: fastiva604

by fastiva604 July 3, 2006

hatechild

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Haptephobic

The fear of being touched.

Brandon had always been haptephobic, but Katie always felt the need to hug him relentlessly.

by KatieKins4 March 28, 2009