gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.

"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"

by ElCommissioner March 24, 2018

Passing GAS

GAS is the acronym for Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Passing GAS is the inevitable result of acquiring too many guitars, selling one off (passing it off to the next GAS sufferer), and severely regretting the sale. It is an unsettling yet temporary condition. Time is the only cure. Or buying another guitar.

I should never have sold that Gibson, I'm suffering from Passing GAS. I hate this feeling.

by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022

E-slidin'

Reverting to sworn off practice of spending too much time on smart phone, usually while hiding under the sheets, or some other

"invisible" place.

After my girlfriend came back from a quick trip to the store " to buy some Tareyton's", I realized that she had actually been e-slidin', because her eyes were all glazed over, her thumbs were shaking, and she was mumbling something about "one-click".

by ElCommissioner January 24, 2017

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 07, 2023

Finito Benito

A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.

When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".

by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017

Bunga

Charming nickname for Grandpa. Lovingly used by the best grandchildren in the Universe.

"It's Bunga's turn to sing," said 'Lil Rose.

by ElCommissioner April 23, 2022

eberteng

A term of love and affection, to be used in place of the more mundane "everything".

"Baby, you are my eberteng," the interesting fella said to his lovergirl.

by ElCommissioner December 01, 2022