ElCommissioner 's definitions
by ElCommissioner November 26, 2023
Get the Peppasodemug. The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021
Get the fairy loopmug. A wordsician is a person who occupies their time with the interesting, playful, and perhaps musical arrangement of words. Not a speechwriter, not a novelist, not a journalist...more of a poet for one's whole soul.
That dude we saw last night at the OverEasy Club...he was quite a wordsician; he had my mind spinning' and dancin', all at the same time.
by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018
Get the wordsicianmug. A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
Get the pickwornmug. A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.
When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".
by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017
Get the Finito Benitomug. An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.
When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?
by ElCommissioner May 10, 2018
Get the inchronicablemug. by ElCommissioner December 12, 2021
Get the misconsumptionmug.