Definitions by ElCommissioner

ESP (exceedingly significant partner) 

Your ESP is the person you love, choose to spend time with, share all thoughts and feelings with , and occasionally even finish the sentences of. There is a certain amount of ESP (extra sensory perception) to all truly meaningful relationships. Your ESP is invaluable as you navigate life.

I am attending the show with my ESP (exceedingly significant partner) . She said "Yes" before I even asked her to go with me.

ESP (exceedingly significant partner) by ElCommissioner December 3, 2019

catniption fit 

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

catniption fit by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019

mypo 

The term to define a typographical error (typo) combined with a confession that it was the caused by the writer is a "mypo".

"Yes...I meant to write the 14th...Mypo!"

mypo by ElCommissioner November 23, 2019

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

E-sume by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019

fuckingoodacana 

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!

"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

fuckingoodacana by ElCommissioner October 4, 2019

vowel obstruction 

You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!

I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.

vowel obstruction by ElCommissioner September 8, 2019

fritzed up

"Fritzed up" is just a G-Rated way of saying "fucked up."

Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."

fritzed up by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019