El-Keter's definitions

Ramosity

1. An unfortunate circumstance.

2. Outright bad luck.

3. Anything that is generally fucked up.

4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.

5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.

"My computer crashed, my dog died and the retarded kids at my job are goin' crazy! AWWWWWW RAMOSITY!"

by El-Keter April 13, 2006

private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

log

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

by El-Keter October 10, 2002

funny gullet

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

ice grill

1. A particularly dirty look.

2. A mean, hard, cold or otherwise uncarring facial expression.

see also: mad face

"Yo man, why you ice grillin' me?"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

ox

1. A box cutter or razor carried as a weapon.

"When that motherfucka stepped to me I pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty!"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002