El ritardo's definitions

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

Elmo

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

B.H.G

Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.

I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Pride Preying

Exploiting/Creating marginalised communities for social/economic gain.

*homosexual transgender individual*: Ugh, I’m tired of these cunts at Starbucks putting rainbows in shit just to exploit me. I just want some fucking soy latte without any extra shit in it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.

by El ritardo June 5, 2019

Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

The Fat L

Lisbon, Portugal

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018