Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 05, 2017

B.H.G

Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.

I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

K-pop kids

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

by El ritardo June 14, 2018

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018