Definitions by El ritardo

hell’s butthole 

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

hell’s butthole by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Iffy Stiffy 

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

Iffy Stiffy by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Gack 

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

Gack by El ritardo June 24, 2018

whack your sack 

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

whack your sack by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

Ginger Nationalism by El ritardo June 20, 2018

Vidalia ass 

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

Vidalia ass by El ritardo June 19, 2018

iffy 

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

iffy by El ritardo June 18, 2018