Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 01, 2018

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

Homo-Spectacle

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Dutch Loli

A Dutch prostitute that would be underage literally anywhere else on the planet.

The Dutch Lolis are takin’ over up there.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.

Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.

by El ritardo July 14, 2018

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 04, 2018