Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.
Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.
Who wants burgerritos tonight?
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.
Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
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Elmo

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
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Femwhore

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
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milking the missile

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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