Definitions by El ritardo

Korean Barbecue 

Terms used for large gatherings of Korea-obsessed Jews.

There’s a Korean barbecue over at the NRG stadium due to the EXO concert. Let’s light it up later.

Korean Barbecue by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Elmo 

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

Elmo by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Putz 

Jewish Hebrew term for dick.

When you want to call someone like your mom or brother a dick, just say putz.

Putz by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Studio rape 

Being sexually assaulted on a movie set

They say kevin spacey studio raped that kid.

Studio rape by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Alvin and The Chipmunks 

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

Alvin and The Chipmunks by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

Eggplanting by El ritardo December 5, 2017