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Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.
The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
mugGet the Broken Trumpetmug.

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.
Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!
by El ritardo July 30, 2018
mugGet the tonghongerokoogersmug.

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling
Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.
by El ritardo June 18, 2018
mugGet the iffymug.

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
by El ritardo September 14, 2020
mugGet the Hibbert Syndromemug.

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.
Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
mugGet the Nubbinmug.

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
mugGet the Snapping turtlemug.

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