Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.
Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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milking the missile

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
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Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
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My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.
Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.
by El ritardo July 16, 2018
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Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.
Who wants burgerritos tonight?
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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