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An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.
Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?
by El el fetches April 18, 2010

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The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.

Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?

Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.
Any European flight has socialist business class
by El el fetches October 26, 2013

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(n) a crunk and drunk crazy white boy who resides in a sugar shack, often trashing his house, disturbing the peace and pissing in the neighbors yard for fun.
Shackites in the building, these white boys are craaaaaaaazy.
by El el fetches May 10, 2010

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A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.
I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention
by El el fetches January 23, 2013

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When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin
Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 17, 2011

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Nugs of coke - you rip
I need a bean riiiper or a beanie rips
via giphy
by El el fetches May 23, 2021

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