El Guapo's definitions

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004

panocha

panocha (pah no cha)- pussy
panochota (pan o cho tah)- good pussy
panochototototota - (pan o cho toe toe toe toe tah) gooooooooood pussy

by el guapo November 1, 2003

suxors

A bastardized version of "This Sucks." Used to describe a negative situation, person, or setting. Used frequently in online 'l33t speak'.

"I heard this new band really suxors."

by El Guapo February 21, 2003

Saditude

When your sad and have an attitude

nate Is being a bitch today he is walking around with a saditude

by El guapo November 27, 2019

____/

An "e-line" - most often virtua-cocaine and/or horse tranqilizers - meant to be offered to and thusly enjoyed by an e-friend when it is deemed appropriate.

Hell yeah, I heard you knocked up that 12-year old! ____________/!!

by el guapo January 18, 2004

one for Jeff

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one

Like When Jeff comes to your house and you say have a beer

by El Guapo March 31, 2005

spermbelly

some slizzo that swallows without question

That spermbelly over there doesn't miss a drop

by el guapo October 7, 2003