21 definitions by El Conquistador
No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!
by El Conquistador May 15, 2019
When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.
by El Conquistador January 17, 2014
by El Conquistador July 3, 2017
When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".
Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"
by El Conquistador November 9, 2004
by El Conquistador July 11, 2017
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
by El Conquistador July 12, 2017
by El Conquistador March 18, 2017