by eightball August 03, 2004
DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
by EightBall July 23, 2018
A legend in his own right; one who brings insight unto others; has an answer to anything ie. the 'magic eightball'; both self serving & self righteous; one who brings both chaos and clarity to any situation- now that's a conundrum!
"OMG it's eightball!!"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"
by eightball July 29, 2004
Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
by EightBall February 05, 2014
A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.
Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual
Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual
by eightball June 22, 2004
"House music is soooo passe"
by eightball November 06, 2004
An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.
Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.
by EightBall March 14, 2014