EightBall's definitions

guysexual

A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.

Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual

"Nah mate, I'm a guysexual"
"I think he's guysexual"

by eightball June 22, 2004

Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

by EightBall August 2, 2012

Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.

Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.

by EightBall April 21, 2014

Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

by EightBall February 5, 2014

What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

by eightball April 23, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

by EightBall July 30, 2018

Shelogic

Where women's feelings overrule male rational logic and fact. It has worked for centuries because men want sex and wish to avoid nagging, divorce and losing everything they ever worked for.

Tom, I really want those $1000 Jimmy Chu shoes. Well Tiffany, I can't afford them. Guess who is not getting any sex until shoes are purchased via Shelogic.

by EightBall March 26, 2013