downpipe

The anal canal, the bottom hole, the shitpipe

Fat women need to fart in order to tell their lovers which is their lovebox and which is their downpipe.

by Edna Sweetlove September 05, 2006

ugly pills

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire

Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 03, 2006

Growler

A public lavatory, especially one in an unsophicated area.

"Where's your growler?" (As used in Russ Meyer film, 1969 by Charles Napier, actor of sorts, enquiring for the lavvy at a petrol station - or gas if you prefer).

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Meryl

Rhyming slang derived from the American actress, Meryl Streep. There are 2 meanings:-

1. Meryl Streep = sheep;
2. Meryl Streep = sleep.

The context will identify the meaning.

1. The crowd were so stupid, just a load of Meryls.
2. He was so tired he fell into a deep Meryl.

by Edna Sweetlove August 05, 2010

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006