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Definitions by Ed Rogers

paidtriotism 

When a sports team, venue, or television network gets monetary reimbursement from a government funded group to promote patriotism.
paidtriotism patriotism
paidtriotism by ed rogers January 7, 2016
A type of automobile made in the 1980's by the Chrysler Corporation. The K cars have been categorized as compact for their external size and small front-wheel drive layout. They were designed to carry 6 adults on two bench seats. When someone makes reference to a "K car," they are speaking of the first generation models which were 1981-1989 Dodge Aries K and 1981-1989 Plymouth Reliant K.
As used in a quote from the movie "Swingers"
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Sue: "People get carjacked!"
Trent: "Ah man...who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?"

As used in the lyrics of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies
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"And if I had a million dollars"
"If I had a million dollars"
"Well, I'd buy you a K car"
"A nice Reliant automobile"
K car by ed rogers December 21, 2006

Heteropolitan 

The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.
Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.
Heteropolitan by ed rogers April 17, 2006

hole roll 

Another name for a roll of toilet paper, slang.
Hey Billy, can you grab me some hole roll? I'm all out in here, and I really need to wipe my ass!
hole roll by ed rogers February 15, 2006

musicphile 

A person who thoroughly enjoys listening to a wide selection of music, and varied musical genres.
Harvey has mp3's of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Tim McGraw, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, 2 Live Crew, Beyonce, and Rob Zombie.

Yes, Harvey is a true musicphile.
musicphile by ed rogers February 1, 2006

doogie howser 

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
doogie howser by ed rogers March 23, 2005

Zack Morris phone 

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."
Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...
Zack Morris phone by ed rogers January 5, 2005