Definitions by Ebullient Gideon

Don't park me. 

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

Don't park me. by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

Right side of the dirt by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011

Six Pack Pickup 

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

Six Pack Pickup by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011

Debride 

When the groom breaks the engagement just before the wedding.

Jack: I just can't go through with the wedding tomorrow. Gotta call it off.

Bill: Uh, oh, here comes debride.

Debride by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Theofascist 

Theology based totalitarian government

Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.

Theofascist by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

On Site Audit 

The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.

Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.

Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.

On Site Audit by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

Staff Meeting by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011