Ebullient Gideon's definitions

Don't park me.

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011

Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011

Debride

When the groom breaks the engagement just before the wedding.

Jack: I just can't go through with the wedding tomorrow. Gotta call it off.

Bill: Uh, oh, here comes debride.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Theofascist

Theology based totalitarian government

Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

On Site Audit

The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.

Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.

Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011