Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.
The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018
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Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
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Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.
The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.
Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Knob and Knuckle

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple and a third which can be male or female. The couple prepare for sex in the doggie styleposition. The third party then cups the male's balls in the palm of their hand and extends their middle finger out and along and against the bottom of the male's cock. The male then proceeds to enter the vagina filling her with both his cock and finger of their partner at the same time. Thus giving her a satisfying knob and knuckle.
Joey and Sasha had a threeway with their firend Lou. She was most satisfied when Lou and Joey gave her a Knob and Knuckle.
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
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