He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015