Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Giblet Pinch

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.
It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
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Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.
That old dude has serious donglers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
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Panty Breach

When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
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Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Brined

The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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